Mother Day Woes

I have no idea what to get my mother or my mother-in-law for the upcoming holiday. This is a reoccurring theme each yet - What do we get mom?

I got a funny email today from an online clothing store. The subject was "Mother's Day is May 11th - shop for the super diva in your life." My mom and the word "diva" not synonymous! Just for kicks, I clicked the link in the email to see what kind of clothing this site was suggesting I buy mom for mother's day. Boy, my mom would love to receive this as a gift - and she would be sure to wear it. In fact, it would probably become her favorite piece of clothing. Um, NOT!

Mom would probably really appreciate opening up a mother's day package to find this slinky number waiting for her. She would probably make dad take her out every weekend so she could wear the hell out of the thing!

Now this email got the extreme big eye roll! Back to real life, anyone have any good ideas for mother's day?